What Are Drops Jokes?
Drops Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drops jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...
The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.
#2
Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks.
He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out.
#3
What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?
"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
#4
Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls?
I need to get one for my mom.
#5
Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog...
Because he drops it like it's hot!
#6
Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about
supply drops, but you wouldn't get it.
#7
How do rain drops marry?
-They coalesce
#8
[Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me.
[Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot.
#9
*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness
was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree
#10
*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant
bass drops* *Dad walks up* "Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."
#11
A man goes to the gas station ...
and ask the guy who works there: "How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?" The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
#12
[drops capsule in woman's drink] Maybe when that's finished, we can get out of here?
[green sponge dinosaur grows out of glass] Ready to go?
#13
If you surround your house in police tape, the
odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
#14
What did the right eye say to the left?
There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*
#15
It's quiet...too quiet...
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*
#16
What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?
He drops it like it's hot.
#17
Wile E Coyote: I can't get rid of this headache *TNT explodes* *anvil drops
on his head* *bus flattens him* Dr: it's probably stress-related
#18
*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that's a citation *He drops a
bag of weed* Damn that's 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*
#19
Why do they call c-section the caesarian?
Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic
#20
Did you hear about the new viagra eye drops?
They just make you look hard.
Why People Enjoy Drops Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and drops jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love drops jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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