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What Are Drowning Jokes?

Drowning Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drowning jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake...
would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?
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#2
Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
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#3
If you're telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no
one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool.
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#4
Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too far out man.
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#5
What should be done in case of apparent drowning?
Take the parent out of the water
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#6
I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.
But he was too dense.
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#7
You're in the middle of the ocean and you see Trump and Hillary drowning but you only have room in your boat to save one.
Who do you save? America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
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#8
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A drowning epileptic.
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#9
DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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#10
What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?
His wife and kids
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#11
[toddler saves Michael
Cera from drowning]
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#12
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last
night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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#13
If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one...
What type of sandwich would you make?
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#14
Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?
Because he was in de-nile.
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#15
I thought I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday....
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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#16
Now do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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#17
4% battery left on my iPhone.
The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head.
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#18
What do you call a woman drowning in money?
Rich... Also an ambulance.
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#19
WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
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#20
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
[x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!
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