What Are Drugs Jokes?
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#1
Searched my teens room for drugs, was told "you don't give me enough money
for drugs." I don't know whether to be proud or up his allowance.
#2
Why was the black man selling drugs?
He was a pharmacist.
#3
Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands.
I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
#4
Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble
with drugs, I like to tell him this story.
#5
Every girl I bring home is unemployed, drunk and on drugs.
I'm starting to think that whole "opposites attract" thing is bullshit.
#6
I hate people who take drugs.
Like customs officers.
#7
Looking at your innocent 5 year old now, I bet you can't imagine him drinking and taking drugs.
Just you wait. First grade can be brutal.
#8
Bestiality is like prescription drugs...
May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal.
#9
I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out
toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs.
#10
Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs.
-- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam
#11
Son: Dad, how do stars die?
Dad: Drugs, usually.
#12
I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs.
"No," she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, "Well, you have now."
#13
I really need to stop making jokes about drugs...
They always seem to fall snort.
#14
My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs...
I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!
#15
Cop : "Lets Do a drug test" Me: "Cool,
which drugs are we testing?"
#16
To any redditors who abuse, or have abused drugs...
violence is not the answer.
#17
Why are your kids like drugs?
Because the law says you shouldn't do them, but it feels *sooooo* good - until you wake up the next day and just want to flat-out kill yourself.
#18
Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what?
that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral
#19
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs,
say thank you because drugs are expensive.
#20
I'm starting to think my neighbor is a drug dealer...
for one, he has like 10 cellphones... and secondly, he sells me drugs like everyday.
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