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Ducks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ducks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Three guys walk into a bar...
The fourth one ducks under it.
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#2
Q: Why do ducks look so sad?
A: Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth.
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#3
How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
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#4
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man his son and his grandson.
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#5
Yo momma so poor...
that ducks throw bread at her. I fucking lost my shit at a [6]!
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#6
What type of drugs do ducks use?
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
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#7
Why can ducks fly so well?
They're high on quack.
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#8
....Hey...uh...hey.
Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**
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#9
What does Dr.
Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack.
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#10
What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?
A Pair-a-ducks.
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#11
Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
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#12
Two men walk into a bar The third ducks.
LOL
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#13
Two ducks are in a pond One says "quack!" The other
says "man, i was just about to say that!"
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#14
3 men walk into a bar...
...and the fourth one ducks.
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#15
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks
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#16
Why are ducks funny?
Cause they be quacking jokes
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#17
"Ducklings are baby ducks," I say as I set the appetizer on the table.
"Enjoy your dumplings, Ma'am."
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#18
The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say?
Quark Quark
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#19
Duck Joke A duck walks into a bar.
The ducks say, "1 beer please. And put it on my bill." I'll be here all week
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#20
What do ducks smoke?
Qwack
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