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Due Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of due jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Due to recent cutbacks the light at the
end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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#2
I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.
Due to my gross motor skills.
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#3
Wife: This milk is 30 seconds past due, time to throw it out.
Me: This milk is lumpy. I need a fork.
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#4
New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made
up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57).
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#5
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food,
the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
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#6
Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..?
Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*
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#7
Due to Michael Jackson's
passing...
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#8
Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed.
Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways.
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#9
Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake.
Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave.
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#10
Due to a mix up my cat ended up in a beauty contest and not at the vet.
To my surprise she apparently won some gimmick trophy for fluffiest butt. It was a real *catastrophe.*
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#11
IKEA made headlines today...
...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases
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#12
Executioner : Due to the power-cut
we'll be using the acoustic chair.
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#13
I am the Michelangelo of writing research papers.
He started the Sistine Chapel ceiling the night before it was due, right?
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#14
*Sees son doing homework* What u doing?
"Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
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#15
I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles
Kinder is due to be released shortly!
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#16
It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links
to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content.
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#17
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present...
They are due back at the library today.
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#18
My nephew is turning three next week, but due to
budget issues, we're not going to tell him.
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#19
My local psychic closed down...
..due to unforeseen circumstances
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#20
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
He woke up due to the noise he made snoring.
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