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#1
It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!
And have a great Fall!
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#2
Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything?
Because he's an EGGnostic!
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#3
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for a bad summer.
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#4
Is "humpty dumpty" another way
of saying "fuck and forget"?
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#5
It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together
the King's men were like "Let's give the horses a shot at it"
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#6
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction
company for using poor material for building the wall
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#7
Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer...
But he had a *great* Fall!
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#8
If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty.
I mean, seriously.
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#9
My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning.
I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty.
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#10
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer!
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#11
ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY:
what now M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something
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#12
That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery
rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg...
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#13
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer.
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#14
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He died.
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#15
the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked
at him and thought to themselves "we should put him back together"
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#16
How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?
Wall-sits.
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#17
After a disappointing summer, Humpty
Dumpty ended up having a great fall!
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#18
What Mrs.
Dumpty gave Humpty?
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#19
So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him?
Another egg? "No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"
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#20
What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty Dumpty
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