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#1
The date had been magic.
We moved to her couch & kissed. That's when horror struck as my eyes locked on the Duck Dynasty DVDs on her shelf.
#2
good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants.
im a dog lover wat can i say
#3
I'm giving "Up"
DVDs for Lent
#4
For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs.
Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.
#5
Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into
your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal
#6
DVDs died beacuse of Torrents.
Hence, DVD Rip.
#7
Nobody uses DVDs.
Most of em' use Torrents. Hence DVD Rip
#8
The wife & I fought last night.
Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.
#9
[Stock market crashes] "Oh no, I better check on my investments!" *opens
cupboard over top of the sink* [1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]
#10
I thought I kept all my David Fincher DVDs safely, but...
I lost The Game.
#11
"Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai
swords." - Flea Market attendees.
#12
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs
back to back Luckily I was the one facing the TV
#13
Me and my girlfriend...
Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!
#14
What's the difference between a DVD player and a cow's anus?
If you answered 'I don't know,' I'm certainly not letting you borrow any of **my** DVDs in the future!
#15
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the television.
#16
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine
#17
Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes?
Because they are always streaming in!
#18
got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it.
works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT
#19
what the?
why are all the prices $4.20? and where are all the potato chips? *walmart rollback guy is passed out in a box of clearance DVDs*
#20
Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?
In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
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