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#1
Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?
The dyke broke.
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#2
What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises?
A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK
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#3
What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises?
Dick Van Dyke
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#4
I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens.
They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails.
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#5
What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?
A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to u/TheBigDsOpinion
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#6
What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?
One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.
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#7
What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes?
Ellen Degenerates
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#8
I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and,
if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar.
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#9
What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
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#10
I don't get why lesbians are called dykes.
People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water.
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#11
what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises?
dick van dyke
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#12
What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets?
One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes
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#13
I would pay double my Netflix subscription if Stranger Things Season 2 brought back Barb from a parallel universe who then confesses her love for Nancy.
You? What would you do for a clone dyke Barb?
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#14
I would have been grounded for saying
66% of Dick Van Dyke's name.
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#15
What do you call a lesbian who drives a Chevy Astro full of penises?
A Dick Van Dyke
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#16
Dick Van Dyke's real name..
Penis Van Lesbian
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#17
Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery!
I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis.
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#18
Did you hear about the new Kanye track?
Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes.
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#19
What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?
...she shattered his jaw!
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#20
some bitch dyke...
...filled up my mentions fggot fucker
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