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What Are Dyson Jokes?

Dyson Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dyson jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the guy who took some dude's ear off with a vacuum cleaner?
His name was Mike Dyson.
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#2
I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry!
The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!
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#3
Famous last words of the father, when he killed
his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson
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#4
Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween?
Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*
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#5
There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment.
We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out.
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#6
A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson
Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face.
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#7
Why the Xelerator is better than the Airblade...
Dyson only makes products that suck.
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#8
I just used the messiest urinal...
If you ever see the model "Dyson Airblade" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower.
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#9
Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room......
.... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........
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#10
What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner?
Dyson.
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#11
Hey, Dyson vacuum guy.
You invented a previously existing invention. Relax.
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#12
[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg!
me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*
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#13
So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised
to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
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#14
I think I'm going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner.
It's just collecting dust.
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#15
My new job!
I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be "Mike Dyson"!
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#16
Who invented the sucker punch?
Mike Dyson
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#17
What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him?
Dyson.
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#18
What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner?
Dyson
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