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#1
I thought I heard one of the kids opening the furnace earlier
Then I remembered the handle was on the outside.
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#2
The boy was so lazy that he got up a bit earlier
so that he could do nothing for a bit longer.
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#3
I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all
I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
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#4
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I drank pineapple juice earlier and my jizz doesn't taste any different.
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#5
Was the Nintendo hungry?
Nah, it 8 a byte earlier.
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#6
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
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#7
Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common?
They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.
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#8
Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing
"my money is on cancer every time" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
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#9
The cops showed up earlier saying my dog was chasing some kid on a bike..
I was like that's ridiculous, my dog can't ride a bike
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#10
I called a rape advice line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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#11
In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums
62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars.
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#12
Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at
and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes.
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#13
Earlier today, I made up a joke to tell you guys, but um...
tsh.
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#14
I was tailgating a slow driver earlier.
He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn't work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
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#15
The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today.
He was a good boy. Yes he was.
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#16
I was walking through...
I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. "Morning" I said, he goes "nah, just having a shit."
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#17
"Still upset about earlier?" Yeah "So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store.
No big deal" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY
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#18
"Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap.
Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
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#19
My mom passed earlier today.
It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say "Hi."
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#20
I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships.
Apparently in "HD" was the wrong answer.
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