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Earring Jokes

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What Are Earring Jokes?

Earring Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of earring jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring...
and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.
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#2
How much do pirates pay to get an earring?
A Buccaneer.
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#3
Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the
side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head.
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#4
*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears
off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now
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#5
How to make your ears pop?
Try some sparkly earrings.
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#6
That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind
&u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod
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#7
That awkward moment...
...when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring...and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.
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#8
How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?
A buccaneer
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#9
Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him...
... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!
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#10
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
About a buccaneer!
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#11
I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can
still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
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#12
How much do pirates pay for earrings?
about a buck an ear.
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#13
There were two fish in a tank.
There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer.
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#14
What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes?
I won't be an accessory to this.
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#15
why do you always have nicer earrings
than me mexican babies
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#16
Earrings Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?
... ... Stirrups
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#17
People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to
an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
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#18
If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're
either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run.
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#19
"I like your tree's earring."
"That's a tire swing."
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#20
Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler
time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.
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Earring Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and earring jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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