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Eats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of eats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You have a donkey and I have a rooster.
Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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#2
If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have?
Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities.
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#3
*eats everything*
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#4
BRENDA: I brought cookies!
ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*
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#5
Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: "Donald Trump lives,
works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."
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#6
What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives?
A bomb in a bull snowman.
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#7
An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.
The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey.
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#8
My Girlfriend is quite the fox...
She eats out of the garbage at night.
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#9
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !
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#10
What do you call it when a banana eats another banana?
Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!
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#11
Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes.
2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you.
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#12
What's black and eats banana's?
Apparently half of London
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#13
Friend: Who's that?
Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair.
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#14
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal.
Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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#15
Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'.
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#16
What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming?
A melon-cramp.
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#17
Hipster: Check out my mini..
Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?
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#18
Superman: Only one cookie left.
Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*
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#19
What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant?
Mariah Curry
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#20
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater.
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