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#1
How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?
Pyroglyphs.
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#2
Have Egyptians tried unplugging
and plugging Egypt?
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#3
Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?
To get to the other side.
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#4
If you think human beings have evolved a lot.
Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
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#5
Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
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#6
What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down?
Get Anubis.
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#7
TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking
through the Red Sea The event was named "Moses' double cross".
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#8
Egyptians don't
walk like that.
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#9
The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may
not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
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#10
Is it offensive to refer to
Egyptians as "mummies"?
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#11
Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen.
They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.
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#12
What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?
Tutankhamun.
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#13
Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?
They made Tootin' Common.
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#14
What they dont tell you, is that your sheets
are actually made of Egyptians and Cotton.
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#15
"It's raining men.
Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
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#16
How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?
Because they never dig up daddies.
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#17
Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt.
See Egyptians, things could always be worse.
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#18
How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?
Because they built their stuff with reads!
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#19
Hey, ancient Egyptians!
I'm eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids.
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#20
After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you
realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
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