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Eight Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of eight jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner?
Under eights
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#2
What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.
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#3
Doctor: I have bad news for you.
You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight...
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#4
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt
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#5
Mints I was eating mint chocolates
and I felt sick after eight.
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#6
What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates.
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#7
What do you call and eight sided dildo?
A cocktopus.
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#8
Barber: And how old are you little man?
Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
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#9
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
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#10
Why is six afraid of seven?
seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)
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#11
What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
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#12
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
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#13
So a guy orders a pizza.
. ..they ask him, "would you like that cut into six pieces or eight? He says, "Oh, six! I could never eat eight."
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#14
Women, give them an inch and
they'll want all eight.
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#15
Ninety-eight percent of lawyers...
give the other two percent a really bad name.
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#16
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders.
Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.
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#17
If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper "C'mere,
I'm naked" and I will hear you eight states away.
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#18
How do you REALLY confuse a gay person?
Eight.
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#19
When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten.
When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t.
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#20
[spelling bee] Your word is "spider" Can you use it in a sentence?
"A spider has eight eyes." [kid smiles] Spider. S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R
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