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#1
Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg?
A: Eileen
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#2
Falling from a Window
by Eileen Dowt
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#3
What do you call a woman with only one leg?
Eileen.
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#4
I went to a dance.
First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out.
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#5
What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John?
Come on Eileen
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#6
So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
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#7
My favorite book as a child was...
...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover.
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#8
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
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#9
Went to our annual work party last night...
They played 'The Twist' so I twisted. They played 'Jump' so I jumped. Then they played 'Come on Eileen'...I was asked to leave shortly after that.
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#10
I met a woman with one leg today.
Her name was Eileen.
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#11
What do you call a one legged woman?
Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!
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#12
What do you call a girl with one leg.
Eileen.
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#13
Went to the disco last night...
Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one..
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#14
I went to a disco last night...
(mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out.
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#15
Q.
What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
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#16
I went to a club and they played "The Twist", I did the twist.
They played "Jump", I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"...I got kicked out for that one.
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#17
they played Twist,so I twisted.
they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life
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#18
I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted
They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club
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#19
At the disco last night.
They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out.
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#20
new book out: "How I Fell Off
a Cliff" by Eileen Dover
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