What Are Erase Jokes?
Erase Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of erase jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The Gym is like Church.
Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week.
#2
I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies
so I could watch them again for the first time.
#3
Dry erase boards
are remarkable!
#4
*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident'
chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*
#5
Apart from the name, what similarities do pencil rubbers and rubber johnnys share?
They both erase mistakes.
#6
First time I saw a dry erase board
I said thats "remarkable"
#7
What did one dry erase marker say to the other?
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
#8
Made a mistake while drawing with my crayons.
Can't erase. I guess the dragon will just have to have disproportionately large nipples...
#9
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature
that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
#10
Is there a morning after pill to erase
all the texts from the night before?
#11
I bought a dry erase board to improve my time management skills
but the only thing that's improved is my ability to draw dicks.
#12
You can chew on the end of the pencil
But you can't erase the tooth.
#13
First time I ever saw a dry-erase
board I said "that's remarkable."
#14
"I can't wait until this one orange erases years
of poor eating choices." -me, dieting
#15
I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20.
Please God erase that memory & bring back my car
#16
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
#17
A great thing about being single is never
having to erase your history tab.
#18
A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping
$170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt.
#19
*draws sword* *erases sword
because it sucks*
#20
I love dry erase boards...
They're remarkable.
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