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Escape Jokes

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What Are Escape Jokes?

Escape Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of escape jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
2 Mexicans escape from prison.
"Jesus, take the wheel!"
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#2
When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility.
It's a, "shit and run".
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#3
Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents.
Silly rabbits, we were here first.
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#4
I met a refugee on the train today.
"What country are you from?", I asked. "Iraq", he replied. "How did you escape?" i ran.
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#5
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
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#6
What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?
A small medium at large
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#7
I met a refugee on the bus today.
"What country are you from?" I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape?" I asked. IRAN
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#8
How did i escape Iraq?
Iran.
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#9
How did "El Chapo" escape prison?
Joaquin.
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#10
How did the nucleus escape from prison?
Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing.
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#11
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison?
A small medium at large.
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#12
Usain bolt is very good at running...
He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid.
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#13
Cop 1: You think Simon will escape?
Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.
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#14
I set my kid's dollhouse on fire then asked: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?!
DOES BARBIE HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! Life lessons
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#15
Prison escape A dwarven psychic escaped from prison,
an alert went out there was a small medium at large
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#16
What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter?
Harry can escape the chamber.
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#17
Never trust a sweet talker..
They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
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#18
What do you call an escape artist dog?
Basset Houndini
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#19
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry Potter can escape the chambers
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#20
Why don't they allow computers in prison?
Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Escape Jokes?
Our collection features 150 Escape Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Escape Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Escape Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Escape Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Escape Jokes are available?
We currently have 150 Escape Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Escape Jokes?
Escape Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Escape Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and escape jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love escape jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Escape Jokes to share?
A good escape jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Escape Jokes safe for all ages?
Most escape jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Escape Jokes?
escape jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Escape Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Escape Jokes added regularly?
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Can I find Escape Jokes for a specific occasion?
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