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#1
Apple Watch now comes with a new app...
It estimates how long you will have to wait in line for the Apple Watch 2.0.
#2
how much would it cost?
"the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now" around what time will he be back? "did you not just hear me?"
#3
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.
If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.
#4
Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi..
...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good.
#5
If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate.
IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.
#6
I estimate 70% of my work conversations
are just me quoting made up statistics.
#7
the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left
on a software update did not take their job seriously at all
#8
Guide to DIY: 1.
Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it.
#9
it's ridiculous to estimate the size of a man's weiner by looking at his hands or feet.
just ask him to show you. if it's small, he won't.
#10
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is
left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
#11
Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian.
And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate.
#12
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday.
I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate.
#13
Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter...
They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.
#14
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.
#15
Never under estimate the value
of stretching...the truth.
#16
This day in history.
1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher.
#17
Why do Asian people never seem to age?
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
#18
I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little
league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect
#19
I'd estimate about 28% of the drugs you've taken
were smuggled here in someone's asshole.
#20
My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I
estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years..
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