What Are Etc Jokes?
Etc Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of etc jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?
Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc.
#2
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed...
like my name, phone number, address, etc.
#3
LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in.
I don't recommend going to the bathroom either.
#4
My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points
to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward.
#5
[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis,
Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?
#6
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were
the years when I was in my prime.
#7
My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws.
I won, so we're getting a Meth.
#8
What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball?
Cough, gag, choke, etc...
#9
How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D
#10
There are dogs that can detect cancer, find missing people, detect bombs, etc.
My dog rolls around in other animals feces.
#11
Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong.
They're just alt-right.
#12
Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc.
So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra.
#13
Any crime sounds better if you add the word "silly"
to it: "silly murder," "silly rape," etc.
#14
Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for "wireless fireless." Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based.
Firewall, firewire, "fire up the computer" etc.
#15
Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc.
for free? It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
#16
What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?
The Contrasection.
#17
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.
She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME AGE ADDRESS etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''
#18
Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc.
All is fair on this thread.
#19
There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc...
Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.
#20
Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie?
The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc.
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