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#1
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat.
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#2
Do you want to know what I was for discovery channel dress up day?
I dressed up as naked and afraid. I was naked everybody else was afraid.
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#3
My son asked me what humble means.
I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
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#4
If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose
That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
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#5
A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk
into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it.
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#6
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide
everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't.
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#7
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school.
If only my wheelchair was faster.
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#8
Relationships last longer when everybody
doesnt know your business
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#9
Really?
EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?
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#10
[NSFW] What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me.
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#11
My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody
is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat.
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#12
Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout "Everybody
be cool!" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets.
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#13
Socialist jokes aren't funny....
Unless everybody gets them.
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#14
You're Like The End Of The Bread...
Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.
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#15
Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody.
The slut sleeps with everybody except me.
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#16
A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time.
A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door.
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#17
Tweets got stolen.
* Everybody looks at the new black dude following *
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#18
Why do black people have white palms?
There's a little bit of good in everybody
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#19
Ugh I hate fake fans.
Everybody here is standing up & singing along to his big hit, but probably cant name 3 other Francis Scott Key songs.
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#20
The world will be a much better place if everybody took a chill pill...
It would be even better if some of them choked on it.
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