What Are Evidence Jokes?
Evidence Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of evidence jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence.
That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges.
#2
A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property.
Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence.
#3
Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
#4
I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes
mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]
#5
coworker: those are some crazy socks me: well I guess th- socks: THE
GOVERNMENT RECORDS ALL OF OUR PHONE CALLS & IS HIDING UFO EVIDENCE
#6
When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence
in a murder that life's trying to frame you for.
#7
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
#8
On the scene of a murder..
"Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!" "Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."
#9
How can we know atheism exists?
Where's the evidence?
#10
I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically
valid A few friends told me how badly it went for them.
#11
There hasn't been a sexual assault that didn't have
some Ed Hardy fabric as evidence since 2006.
#12
A high-dea supported by evidence...
Is called a High-pot-thesis
#13
My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap...
But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence.
#14
New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself!
Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?
#15
How do you catch a politician?
With a special interest group, or evidence of a sex scandal.
#16
If at first you don't succeed, destroy
all evidence that you tried.
#17
What is the meaning of life?
All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
#18
What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?
Fresh prints.
#19
There's nothing like sitting by an open
fire..watching the evidence burn.
#20
I was arrested for indecent exposure, but,
sadly, released for lack of evidence.
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