What Are Evil Jokes?
Evil Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of evil jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?
Abort mission!
#2
Saw Robin Hood.
Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios.
#3
Math proves girls
are evil
#4
everyday im faced w/ a choice b/w good & evil.
i try to be good but why woud i ever choose MIRACLE whip when i can hav a HELL MANS MAYONAISE
#5
I saw weird stuff in that place last night.
Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (:
#6
Whats so special about "demon cats"?
Aren't all cats pure evil?
#7
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers.
His name was Frank
#8
Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment?
It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils.
#9
My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half.
I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils.
#10
My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more
evil I still don't know how much she charged him though.
#11
Some people say I am an evil person.
But thats not true. I have the heart of a sweet young girl, in a jar under my bed.
#12
*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat
laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* "Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"
#13
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist.
His name was Frank Einstein
#14
Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil.
> Sent from my iPhone 7
#15
I ate something evil and it's killing me...
I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist
#16
This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain
mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.
#17
What do you call an evil physicist?
Sinner of Gravity
#18
My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational
text like: "Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"
#19
In the 1970s, a team of racist office supply scientists invented the whiteboard
with an evil plan to replace every blackboard in the world.
#20
The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids.
The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee.
Why People Enjoy Evil Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and evil jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love evil jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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