What Are Exchange Jokes?
Exchange Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exchange jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing.
Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...
#2
Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for
100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
#3
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.
#4
Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar?
They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows.
#5
What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)
#6
An exchange in Frasier Niles: she was eerily calm.
She just stood there rubbing her ocelot. Martin: you know they got a cream for that
#7
In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.
Amanda's a lesbian.
#8
"What attracted you to our company?" Well,
I heard you pay money in exchange for work
#9
i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges.
and we need an amount, not just "all the money you got"
#10
If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday.
I want to exchange it for another Friday.
#11
For what it's worth, I'd like to
exchange some foreign currency.
#12
Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want
to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles
#13
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"...
... and I thought, "That sounds like a fair exchange"
#14
My kids are gonna be super disappointed when they find out sweet
talk involves no exchange of tangible confectionary goods.
#15
Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate
#16
You guys should read "It's normal here" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted.
written by Quinton Chingme
#17
The Last Contango in Paris
Commodities Exchange.
#18
So a foreign exchange student asks me: "Is the word
"ee-ther" or "eye-ther?" I told them it was either.
#19
Nigerian people is the best in the world.
One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100.
#20
If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value.
You know.... Squid Pro Quo
Why People Enjoy Exchange Jokes
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Another reason people love exchange jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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