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What Are Exercise Jokes?

Exercise Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exercise jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you
have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?
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#2
Just started a new exercise program where I put on a gorilla
mask and chase a random toddler through Costco.
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#3
I can't take the time to exercise but I did some killer cardio pacing indecisively
in front of the Ben & Jerry's section of the supermarket.
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#4
Started a new exercise routine yesterday.
So far I've only missed one day.
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#5
I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with
diet and exercise and Photoshop!
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#6
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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#7
Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!!
I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive.
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#8
I don't really like to exercise.
To get my heart rate up, I hand my phone to someone else to borrow while I leave the room for 5 minutes.
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#9
A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar.
*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*
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#10
I wouldn't say I never exercise.
Occasionally, my nose runs.
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#11
I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers,
I was expecting a reply back...
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#12
Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1.
ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise
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#13
I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking
up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise.
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#14
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch.
It's called lunch.
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#15
This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously...
That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done.
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#16
They say you should warm up before you exercise.
Sounds like a stretch to me.
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#17
ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today.
This is not a drill.
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#18
Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise?
Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No.
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#19
I saw a lady at work today doing "breathing exercises" and realized for
the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.
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#20
Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing
can be passed off as exercise.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Exercise Jokes?
Our collection features 224 Exercise Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Exercise Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Exercise Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Exercise Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Exercise Jokes are available?
We currently have 224 Exercise Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Exercise Jokes?
Exercise Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Exercise Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and exercise jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love exercise jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Exercise Jokes to share?
A good exercise jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Exercise Jokes safe for all ages?
Most exercise jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Exercise Jokes?
exercise jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Exercise Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Exercise Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new exercise jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Exercise Jokes for a specific occasion?
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