What Are Exercises Jokes?
Exercises Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exercises jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings "were misinterpreted".
Whoops, wrong sub.
#2
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
#3
Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?
For the Good of the Caws.
#4
ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today.
This is not a drill.
#5
Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I'm
not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
#6
Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double
chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe
#7
Neck Exercises by G.
Rarff
#8
How to be happier: 1.
Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy.
#9
*exercises sarcastically*
#10
Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?
Because it was soda pressing.
#11
HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class?
Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers.
#12
I saw a lady at work today doing "breathing exercises" and realized for
the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.
#13
Faster than a speeding bullet ......
more powerful than a locomotive ...... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
#14
THE TOP TEN WORDS OF 2012!!
1. End 2. Of 3. Year 4. Top 5. Ten 6. Lists 7. Are 8. Exercises 9. In 10. Stupidity
#15
My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying
things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck
#16
What kind of exercises do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats
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