What Are Exhibit Jokes?
Exhibit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exhibit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
#2
Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit?
Because I want to throw a baby in you.
#3
Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?
Because they just kept lion around!
#4
I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy.
I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, "Hey, is that a U-boat?" He said, "No, it's-a the museum's!"
#5
[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions?
Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?
#6
Your mama is so ugly She fell into
a gorilla exhibit and got shot.
#7
Fun prank: a chameleon exhibit
with no chameleon.
#8
A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog...
It was a shitzu
#9
Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit?
Cause I want to drop a baby in you.
#10
HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS.
THANK YOU.
#11
Pick up line: Girl, do you run a Gorilla exhibit at the zoo?
Because I want to drop a baby in you.
#12
Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit?
He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished
#13
Art thief.
Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit? He was in it for the Monet.
#14
My worst fear is seeing one of my
tweets marked as "exhibit A"
#15
[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?
"through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
#16
What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
#17
evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU.
U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU
#18
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
#19
Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense
would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone.
#20
We're choosing the paleontology exhibit over church because
Jesus died for our sins but dinosaurs died for our Hummer.
Why People Enjoy Exhibit Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and exhibit jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love exhibit jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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