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Existence Jokes

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What Are Existence Jokes?

Existence Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of existence jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence...
...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now.
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#2
Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world?
Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence
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#3
Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years.
Those are different colors.
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#4
What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?
Eggnog-stic.
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#5
A cop that contemplates his
existence: Philofficer
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#6
I love how insurance companies offer "accident forgiveness" like
they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence.
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#7
What's the most bitter tea in existence?
Reality *cries in the corner*
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#8
Breaking Science News: LHCb confirms
existence of exotic hardons.
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#9
Chemists Confirm the Existence
of New Type of Bond James Bond
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#10
The biggest joke of all time!
My existence
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#11
I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who
teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.
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#12
Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass.
she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence..
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#13
Lil' Kim implies the existence
of a larger Kim
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#14
What's the highest thing in existence?
A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them.
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#15
you ~~you~~ **your existence**
~~lol jk~~
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#16
A list of compelling arguments regarding
the existence of God.
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#17
Probably the Biggest Joke of
all My fucking existence.
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#18
My entire existence is just me sitting
around waiting to get hungry again
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#19
GOD: [as a kid] DINOSAURS!
GOD: [as a teenager] You will know the profound sadness of existence, humans.
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#20
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
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