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Exit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?
Through the windshield
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#2
[calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store
but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'
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#3
My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace.
After a few hours I finally found the exit.
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#4
ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!!
Is it something I said?
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#5
My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell "OMG!
I'm on my way now!" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident.
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#6
Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church...
The priest says, "you're not welcome here". Higgs Boson says "you can't have mass without me." . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *
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#7
My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie: Every exit is an entrance to a
new experience' "Wow" she said, "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I fcuking hope so.
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#8
In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features.
Thank you for flying with Facebook
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#9
TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed...
Police later said, "they didn't see the sign..."
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#10
TRAIN TIP: A few minutes before the train arrives at your destination,
get up and crowd around the exit so you can wait faster.
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#11
I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week.
I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance.
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#12
A truck with the slogan "We always go the extra mile" took the last parking
spot so I wrote on it "because we missed the exit" as a revenge.
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#13
I always go the extra mile...
because I always miss the exit on the freeway.
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#14
I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic
exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
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#15
You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video?
How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?
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#16
All my party planning skills revolve
around exit strategies.
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#17
If I exit the bathroom stall singing "Break On Through (To
The Other Side)", it's best to avoid shaking my hand.
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#18
*notices battery is at 4%* *goes into airplane mode* *turns down brightness*
*exits all apps* *prays to jesus and compliments his sandals*
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#19
Exit signs are all the rage these days
But I think they're on the way out
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#20
Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an
entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
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