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Exits Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exits jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess
& instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets.
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#2
In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features.
Thank you for flying with Facebook
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#3
I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week.
I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance.
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#4
The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits
if they wanted to be successful, "gotta catch em all," remember!
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#5
[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors?
Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies.
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#6
All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have
their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts.
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#7
*notices battery is at 4%* *goes into airplane mode* *turns down brightness*
*exits all apps* *prays to jesus and compliments his sandals*
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#8
Me: I invited Todd over for dinner.
Wife: Uncle Todd or Todd who takes things literally? *Todd exits out the back door with our television*
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#9
I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room..
I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers.
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#10
Exits public bathroom stall Makes eye contact with
the person next in line Mouths: "I'm so sorry"
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#11
Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing...
After he exits he tells Watson "I think I am constipated." Watson replies. "No shit Sherlock?
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#12
A prisoner got out of his cell.
Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance.
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