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#1
I was reading the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.
It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
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#2
I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness
of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
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#3
At a business meeting: "How about SuperCupid?" "No, expectations will
be too high" "GreatCupid?" "Lower" "Uhhh, OKCupid?" "Brilliant"
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#4
It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited
drawer without expectations or limits.
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#5
i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math.
poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy
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#6
She said "you look like trouble"...so I nudged her down the stairs,
because I don't like people falling short of their expectations.
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#7
I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes
magic when we began using it to describe markers
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#8
I don't have Great Expectations for my son.
But I got him the other 13 Dicken's Books.
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#9
Please do not return empty candy wrappers to the dish.
It leads to false expectations and uncontrollable rage.
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#10
Charles Dickens' book on wine
making, Grape Expectations.
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#11
They say to have reasonable expectations when dating, and to look in a mirror to see what you can get.
2/10 looking for a 10/2, please pst
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#12
If at first I don't succeed, I've already
met my wife's expectations.
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#13
Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?
Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Topper: Great Expectations. Rabinowitz: Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie.
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#14
Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations
of sex I really thought it would happen
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#15
DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top
brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen.
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#16
All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave
me some very unrealistic expectations.
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#17
I've read all of Charles Dickens's novels except one.
I don't have *Great Expectations*.
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#18
As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for
the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog.
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#19
Interviewer : What are your expectations?
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary
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#20
I just finished reading Great Expectations.
It wasn't all I hoped it would be.
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