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#1
I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to
tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it
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#2
[gets on Facebook] [types "you pushed me away but expected me to stay"]
[everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]
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#3
Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child
is you're expected to pick from your own.
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#4
I was really disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy.
None of them were what I expected...
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#5
My friend went to a party as the Spanish Inquisition...
Nobody expected him
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#6
YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE
EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES.
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#7
'Expect the unexpected' Now that would make the unexpected the expected, but since the expected is
being expected, then that would mean it wasn't the unexpected, so what the fuck do we expect?
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#8
I just found out that a gay friend of mine is OCD He was the last person
I expected to get upset about something not being straight.
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#9
Met a microbiologist this morning
He was bigger than I expected.
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#10
This drag race is not at all what I expected.
Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
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#11
Even though his lawyer had told him to check the fine print, he hadn't
expected this: it was the SEXIEST print he'd seen in years.
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#12
Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU!
I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words.
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#13
Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby.
We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield.
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#14
My new dentist asked me if I gag easily.
"No, I'm a professional," probably wasn't the answer he expected.
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#15
[first date] GIRL: When you said "fitness freak" in your profile, this
isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo
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#16
Just once I'd like to see an Expected Server Error, as if to say "Yup!
We knew this was coming. Sucks for you!"
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#17
Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery.
They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.
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#18
BREAKING: Apple reportedly prepping electric car.
Battery life is expected to be about an hour, with a 2 foot charging cable.
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#19
Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay.
Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer.
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#20
Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected.
"Why's that?" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog.
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