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Express Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of express jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Welcome to Panda Express" "I'd like one panda" "Sorry we don't sell pand-"
*slips cashier $100* "Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"
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#2
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express.
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#3
Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor:
True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan
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#4
Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked?
It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go.
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#5
Obama says he's pro-vaccine, GOP comes out against it.
Now Obama needs to express his support for breathing.
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#6
friend: what are your plans for The Purge?
[imagines broadcasting a football game w/o express written consent of the NFL] me: do a murder
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#7
I refused to buy my 5yo a tablet, and now she's resorted to hand-drawing
angry emojis on pieces of paper to express her frustration.
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#8
What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?
The Daily Express.
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#9
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't
matter if it's Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
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#10
Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?
Pander Express.
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#11
Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone,
you cannot express it more than six inches deep
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#12
TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher.
She didn't take American Express.
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#13
You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them?
That's Me. I love you.
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#14
If there is no emoji to express the emotion,
does the emotion really exist?
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#15
I see you've chosen to express your
midlife crisis with cologne.
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#16
During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing
the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten.
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#17
Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian
couple is the only way to express how you really feel.
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#18
Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services The resulting
company will be called Federal United Parcels Or FedUp for short
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#19
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.
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#20
There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial.
Its all the rage.
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