What Are Eyelids Jokes?
Eyelids Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of eyelids jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids?
The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed.
#2
Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids?
Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed.
#3
Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids?
The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed.
#4
A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids.
They used his foreskin to graft eyelids. The poor kid is now cockeyed.
#5
Did you her about the boy that was born without any eyelids?
They used the foreskin from the circumcision to make them. I guess you could say he was a little cockeyed.
#6
Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing
organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep.
#7
A baby boy was born without eyelids.
After the circumcision, the doctors used the foreskin to make eyelids. Now he's cockeyed.
#8
A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin!
Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed.
#9
Boy born with no eyelids!
The Dr. used the foreskin from the circumcision. Now the boy is cockeyed
#10
Did you hear about the kid who was born without eyelids?
They used his foreskin to make eyelids. The poor little kid is gonna be *cock*eyed the rest of his life.
#11
I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids...
...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed.
#12
My neighbor just just had a baby boy born with no eyelids.
When they did the circumcision they used the skin to make him some eyelids. He's doing great, just a little cockeyed.
#13
Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids?
They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***
#14
How to use eyeliner: 1.
Draw a thin line on your top & bottom eyelids 2. Oops too thick, try to even them out 3. Colour your whole face in
#15
Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant...
They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life.
#16
FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important.
Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body.
#17
A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using
his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed
#18
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids
were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
#19
There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids.
So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed
#20
My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin...
Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now.
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