What Are Eyesight Jokes?
Eyesight Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of eyesight jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back?
Who the hells been dressing me all these years?
#2
Wife: "I look fat.
Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
#3
I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,...
...at what point do I get adult supervision?
#4
What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
#5
My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment...
I told her that her eyesight was outstanding.
#6
Is it ok if i touch the paintings i have poor eyesight.
also i have to have BBQ sauce on my hands because of religion
#7
What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?
Squintin' Tarantino
#8
As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball.
One way or the other, there is a stigma.
#9
My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed
a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight
#10
a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly
say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect
#11
I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse.
When do I get Adult Supervision?
#12
Wife: "I look fat.
Tell me something to make me feel better." Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
#13
Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because
he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh.
#14
My wife tried on a new dress and turned to me and said, "I look fat, can
you give me a compliment?" "You have perfect eyesight", I replied.
#15
[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: "Sir, you need to stop masturbating." Patient: " Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?" Eye specialist: "No.
It's disturbing the other patients."
#16
What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
#17
Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and completely unattractive.
I really need you to pay me a compliment. Husband: Your eyesight and opinion is damn right.
#18
The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you
to make me feel better about myself." She says "you have perfect eyesight." - Norm MacDonald
#19
Me: I didn't get the job.
Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'.
#20
Why are bats blind?
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
Why People Enjoy Eyesight Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and eyesight jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love eyesight jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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