What Are Face Jokes?
Face Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of face jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in
love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta.
#2
Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: "You know what this face is?" *Holds mouth open in an O* Guy
2: "No, what?" Guy 1: "Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?" Guy 2: "Yeah" Guy 1: "How often?"
#3
I understand the face situation but you
don't have to be ugly on the inside too
#4
My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons.
nnWTF. I was looking right at her.
#5
Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing
someone muttering "...it would be so easy..."
#6
Your face...
...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer.
#7
taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next
mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what
#8
Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo
on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it.
#9
The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve
the super intense face I make while staring at it.
#10
I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day...
I said "Dawn! Get off my face!"
#11
My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio...
And the face for it too.
#12
We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft.
Rihanna
#13
The most valuable lesson I learned from Hey Arnold is
that it's okay to punch mouth breathers in the face.
#14
THE WEEKND: I can't feel my face when I'm with you DENTIST
(injecting novocaine): that's kinda the point dude
#15
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it.
#16
How weird was the first robber
to wear pantyhose on his face
#17
I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't
have the location "Someone shoot me in the face" listed.
#18
My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
#19
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you
know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
#20
Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat.
He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye.
Why People Enjoy Face Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and face jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love face jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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