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Far Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of far jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but...
I do not want to get circumsized
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#2
In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION.
OPEN DOORS SLOWLY. My best time so far is 7 min.
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#3
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far).
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#4
The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers.
*Adds party planner to resume*
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#5
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'
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#6
My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five.
She thinks oral six is going too far
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#7
Columbus thought he landed in the Far East.
But he landed in the Far West by occident.
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#8
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was *too far out, maaan*.
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#9
Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was
too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you
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#10
So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far
my best argument has been, "I will kill you in your sleep."
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#11
My imagination ran away with me, but we're
both out of shape and didn't get very far.
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#12
what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket?
old man "how far do you think i can kick this bucket".
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#13
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...bought for far less money than it would have cost to buy it locally.
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#14
The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training.
So far it's going really well. I've resisted going to the gym for six days now.
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#15
The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.
Then everything crashed.
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#16
When someone asks if I want to hold their baby, I casually mention
that I'm constantly tempted to see how far I can throw things.
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#17
What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away?
"Titan up!"
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#18
A powerful tornado tore through our town last night.
So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.
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#19
What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
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#20
Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?
He was too far out man.
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