What Are Faux Jokes?
Faux Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of faux jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There are only two types of news:
Real news and faux news.
#2
I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux.
I thought to myself, "Man, that's got to be fake."
#3
What's another name for a prosthetic patella?
Faux-knee
#4
Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the
bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future.
#5
What do you call two fake number fours next to each other?
Fauxty faux
#6
What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather?
Oh for faux sake!
#7
The fact that we're not calling stepdads "faux
pas," seems like a missed opportunity.
#8
What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?
Faux.
#9
I've developed a fear of imitation
ale, It's a faux beer.
#10
What do you call a sink that doesn't work?
A faux-cet.
#11
My most forced joke.
How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?
#12
he's my french step dad...
i call him my faux pa.
#13
What do you call a fake friend?
a faux!
#14
"Putin's Assassination Attempt On Bob Costas Fails, Matt Lauer Next Target" (Faux Onion headline.
Follow on twitter @gizopizo)
#15
Wearing my lesbian boots today.
Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised.
#16
Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?
[OC] It was an obvious faux paw. ^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.
#17
What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?
Faux paw.
#18
What do you call a fake enemy?
A faux!
#19
Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta
and this gluten war has gotten out of hand.
#20
My stepfather, beating me black and blue, was no accident.
Just a terrible faux pa.
Why People Enjoy Faux Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and faux jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love faux jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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