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Ferrets Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ferrets jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have
no business being that long
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#2
What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?
None of your business.
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#3
Oh I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood.
This is a Ferrets wheel. When your compartment is 90 feet in the air, we release the ferrets.
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#4
Why did two ferrets decide to meet?
They were trying to start a business.
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#5
If you love something, set it free.
(Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway.
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#6
What do Comcast and a bunch of ferrets named Jenny have in common?
They're both a pretty shitty business.
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#7
BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH.
I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES
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#8
Him: Whatcha thinkin about?
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
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#9
I have a big business on kids and murders.
They all love my ferrets.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ferrets jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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