What Are Fever Jokes?
Fever Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fever jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua.
Won't yellow fever be a problem?
#2
How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?
He knows a lot about black holes
#3
So this morning my fiance rolls over and says ,"honey I think I have
a fever this morning." To which I reply, "pics or didn't happen."
#4
You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely?
That's not funny. That's malarious!
#5
TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was "onset
of fever" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever
#6
People joke about Bieber Fever.
Don't. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father.
#7
So my cousin has bieber fever...
Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
#8
Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone.
#blizzard2016
#9
Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever.
Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse.
#10
Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN:
Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack
#11
Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103!
911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop
#12
has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm
ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life
#13
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.
#14
TEBOW FEVER!!
I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!
#15
What do you call an effeminate Japanese man with radiation sickness, AIDS and hemorrhegic fever?
Ebola Gay.
#16
Why did the Fonz have red eyes?
Because he had **AYYY** fever!
#17
I have really bad hay fever Which means I have an uncontrollable
desire to have sex with the straw man from the wizard of Oz
#18
Wife has a fever.
Daughter has a fever. Neither are of the "disco" variety.
#19
Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials
that quickly spreads to the brain.
#20
During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost
feels what a man feels when he has a fever
Why People Enjoy Fever Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fever jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love fever jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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