What Are Fighting Jokes?
Fighting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fighting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog.
Fighting me.
#2
I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over
custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma.
#3
A guy calls 911 Guy: *calls 911* Hello?
I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Guy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Guy: The ugly one is winning.
#4
Fighting dumb people with irony is like throwing stones at tanks.
You can do that, but you achieve nothing from it.
#5
Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne.
I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law.
#6
two ants are fighting on a toilet
seat One of them gets pissed off.
#7
50 years from now..."Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and
the National Guard ..." "...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"
#8
What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?
Star wars.
#9
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p
#10
The one Pacifist friend.
Pacifist friend: "Do you want to hear my war-cry?" *cries his eyes out while watching two dogs fighting*
#11
Want to know how copper wire was invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
#12
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest?
(slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator
#13
So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird...
...Imagine Dragons.
#14
BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE:
my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same
#15
How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
#16
Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those
cats improved my ambient lighting.
#17
I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks,
everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.
#18
What do you call...
two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke.
#19
Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?
They didn't have any chemistry.
#20
A movie about a surfer vs.
a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf.
Why People Enjoy Fighting Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fighting jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love fighting jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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