What Are Fights Jokes?
Fights Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fights jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My little brother is extremely proud of this joke.
What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator
#2
Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make
up sex afterwards in the locker room.
#3
I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop
every 2 minutes to "rebuffer", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited.
#4
Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together
Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone
#5
Fight club.
Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.
#6
I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights.
Who wants some?
#7
Why are boxers never late to their fights?
Because they have developed very good punch quality.
#8
Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ?
That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!
#9
Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space
fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew
#10
Batman (1989): An orphan
fights a clown
#11
I like my underwear the way i like
my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief
#12
What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?
Miscarriage of Justice
#13
Pillow fights didn't last
as long in the Stone Age.
#14
What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?
A pasta-fist.
#15
Why fist fights break out at NASA?
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
#16
Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start
wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!
#17
epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?
Seizure Salad
#18
What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?
A lunchador.
#19
Barista: Can I get a name?
Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*
#20
I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions
by engaging in street fights..
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