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What Are Figure Jokes?

Figure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of figure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original?
It was a real paradogs
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#2
People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings.
Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?
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#3
Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?
Oedipus
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#4
if the plan is "eat pancakes now figure out life later"
then yes everything is going according to plan
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#5
How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?
Test tickles
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#6
Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad...
He gave me some sound advice.
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#7
"I made six figures last year." - Extremely lazy G.I.
Joe employee.
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#8
I bought a gun from Chekhov...
I figure I'll have to use it at some point.
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#9
Winter is filled with men trying to figure out
the least feminine way to apply chapstick.
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#10
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A waist of time.
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#11
The Chuck Norris' action figure has slept
with more women than most men.
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#12
I can't figure out why my son hates me.
Tim hates you? No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him "not Tim"
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#13
I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher...
Because I want to make at least 6 figures.
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#14
When I was younger I wanted to rule the world.
Now I just want to spell words close enough that autocorrect can figure out what I'm saying
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#15
If you elect me president, the national unemployment
figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one.
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#16
My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph
is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
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#17
My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain
if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out.
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#18
I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet...
None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either.
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#19
Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla
look like an action figure
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#20
Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously
invented six new cuss words in four different languages.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Figure Jokes?
Our collection features 391 Figure Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Figure Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Figure Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Figure Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Figure Jokes are available?
We currently have 391 Figure Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Figure Jokes?
Figure Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Figure Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and figure jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love figure jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good figure jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Figure Jokes safe for all ages?
Most figure jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Figure Jokes?
figure jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Figure Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Figure Jokes added regularly?
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