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#1
"Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent
forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
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#2
Before the invention of the hose, firefighters
had to put fires out with their fists.
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#3
One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably
be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.
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#4
Why do ducks have flat feet?
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
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#5
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !
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#6
How do they cook a turkey in Russia?
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
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#7
What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons?
He fires them!
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#8
Smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life
to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy.
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#9
Hey smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life
to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy.
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#10
Smokey the Bear just told me that only *I* could prevent forest fires.
This is a lot of pressure, people.
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#11
Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher.
One guy accidentally fires at his friend's crotch. His friend falls to the ground and screams, "MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"
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#12
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires.
Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
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#13
Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires..
My mix tape just dropped
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#14
"guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"
*fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*
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#15
Me: What's for dinner?
Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer
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#16
What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?
A dairy potter.
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#17
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires. Why do elephants have large, flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
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#18
Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?
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#19
I'm fed up with all that Superman crap.
He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?
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#20
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks.
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