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Firm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of firm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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#2
Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis.
You could say they're the lessor of two evils.
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#3
Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called
"She Sue Sushi." (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)
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#4
What do you call a horny Catholic?
A firm believer.
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#5
What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?
Loan shark.
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#6
The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12" fit needed.
The US firm fills the order with packaging marked "MEDIUM."
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#7
I'm a firm believer in the separation
of church and hate.
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#8
What do you call a horny priest?
A firm believer.
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#9
What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?
Organised crime.
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#10
Elliot Ness, Cookie Monster, and John Locke start a law firm.
Locke Ness Monster.
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#11
What do you call a horny group of lawyers?
Firm
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#12
How do you know accountants have no imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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#13
I call my penis "Pizza" Because when you get it it is firm, gooey, and delicious.
But if you leave it out to long it gets hard and crusty
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#14
I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving
a firm handshake before and after every question.
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#15
How do two lawyers greet each other?
With a firm handshake.
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#16
A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews.
Nailed it!
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#17
What has no legs but stands firm??
My dick
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#18
I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I'm a firm believer in safe sex.
Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray.
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#19
What's the difference between spit and swallow?
A firm grip on the back of her head.
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#20
Sometimes the best helping hand you
can give is a good, firm push.
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