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Five Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of five jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Teacher I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!
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#2
Girl, you must be the SAT...
'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks.
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#3
Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's
sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes
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#4
*me looking at a police lineup* Number 3 is cute.
OMG Is he single? Give him my number! What? Oh. Right. Five. Number 5 killed my grandpa.
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#5
If she high-five you after sex...marry
her on the spot.
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#6
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds?
There are twenty of them.
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#7
How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?
She'll tell you within five minutes.
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#8
*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter
walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*
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#9
Why do they call it "Ben Folds Five"?
Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!
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#10
What makes an ideal present for a monster?
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
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#11
My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years.
I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
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#12
100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something.
If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.
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#13
In what direction do five gay guys walk?
One Direction
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#14
Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air
quote," I need to speak with you privately.
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#15
Why can't T-Rex's high five?
Because they're all dead.
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#16
I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people
high five the shit out of each other because it's negative.
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#17
My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD.
I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
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#18
Spell roast five times, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t.
What do you put in a toaster? I usually put bread in a toaster.
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#19
I've survived enough awkward high-fives
to know they're not worth the risk
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#20
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-
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