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Flashes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flashes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die.
It takes an average of 70-80 years.
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#2
*flashes smile* *smile
calls police*
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#3
What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?
Live Jasmine
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#4
Date: So what do you do for fun?
Me: [Flashes back to me tightly strapping a Rolex around a quail] I love bird watching.
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#5
When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint
presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect.
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#6
COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles
to roll down window* "Sorry this isn't my car."
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#7
Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize
that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs
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#8
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench...
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
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#9
There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench.
A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies. The first one has a stroke. The second one has a stroke. The third one couldn't reach.
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#10
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench...
...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach.
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#11
Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench.
A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.
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#12
Whenever I get called into my boss's office, my
entire Facebook career flashes before my eyes.
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#13
When people with multiple personality disorders are
about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
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#14
Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them.
The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach.
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#15
No.
Skinny girls shouldn't be in charge of the office thermostat. You need a middle-aged woman with hot flashes named Brenda on the dial.
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#16
Three nuns are sitting in the park...
...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it.
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#17
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!!
2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach.
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#18
"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to
tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*
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#19
Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car?
[presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit
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#20
Three Old Nuns...
Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach.
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Flashes Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and flashes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most flashes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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