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What Are Float Jokes?

Float Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of float jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
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#2
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: whatever floats your boat son. Son: what floats your boat dad? Dad: Buoyancy.
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#3
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood.
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#4
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant.... If it floats: boy ant.
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#5
Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude
that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?
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#6
Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily?
Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!
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#7
Why are gay guys able to float?
Because they're flamboyant.
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#8
My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere....
I said "You can't be cirrus."
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#9
Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood
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#10
A ghost floats into a bar...
The bartender says: 'What'll it be, spirits?
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#11
What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?
A ghost boat.
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#12
three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface.
one guy says while looking at the other 2 "ok, who farted?"
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#13
Q: Why do men float better than women?
A: Because they are scum.
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#14
Some people say filling animals with helium is
wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat
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#15
How do you make a dead baby float?
two scoops of ice cream one scoop of dead baby root beer
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#16
Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?
If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant.
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#17
What's black and blue and floats down the river?
A jew telling ethnic jokes.
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#18
[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown?
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
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#19
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
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#20
If bullshit could float...you'd
be the Admiral of the fleet!
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Float Jokes?
Our collection features 147 Float Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Float Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Float Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Float Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Float Jokes are available?
We currently have 147 Float Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Float Jokes?
Float Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Float Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and float jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love float jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Float Jokes to share?
A good float jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Float Jokes safe for all ages?
Most float jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Float Jokes?
float jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Float Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Float Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new float jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Float Jokes for a specific occasion?
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