What Are Flour Jokes?
Flour Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flour jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing
#2
I love my kids like I love my flour...
Self-raising.
#3
Why is flour so dumb?
It's inbred.
#4
Sieved flour to rule them all A pinch of salt to grind them Cup of milk,
then mix them all add an egg to bind them -Lord of the Onion Rings
#5
What kind of flour is independent?
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
#6
Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?
Because no one man should have all that flour.
#7
What does the KKK use to bake cookies?
White flour!
#8
Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1.
Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375
#9
What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common?
They are both in bread.
#10
I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll
her around in flour to find the wet spot
#11
What do gifted bakers take in high school?
AP Flour
#12
Blood's thicker than water, so remember to pull back on the
flour a bit when you substitute it into your baking.
#13
Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1.
Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350
#14
I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out.
Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch. Clabber girl.
#15
What type of flour do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
#16
How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?
One has parents
#17
When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch
1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust you make lemon meringue
#18
One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar.
She's scone now...
#19
What do you call an orphan named Rose?
Self-raising flour
#20
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
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