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Flushes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flushes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm not a good cook.
At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes.
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#2
All I'm saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and
gas goes out, why don't we run more things on toilet power?
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#3
I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making
people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes
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#4
Yo' daddies house is so old.
. . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!
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#5
Q: Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?
A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
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#6
Royal flushes aren't very common.
The Queen's homes must stink.
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#7
*goes to bathroom *takes out phone *opens Twitter *finishes
*pulls pants up *flushes *forgets to poop
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#8
4: *hops in my lap* Mama, look at my picture!
Me: Love it 4: See green M: Yep 4: And blue M: Mmhm 4: And red M: *flushes toilet* ok, hop up.
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#9
Did you hear about the guy whose toilet flushes with hot water?
He thinks he's real hot shit.
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#10
*Wife thumps door* "I KNOW UR IN THERE!
U BLEW OUR SAVINGS ON A SHITTY INVENTION, DIDN'T U?!" NO! *furiously flushes 1000s of dog-tampons*
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#11
My kids teach me something every day.
Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?
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#12
I hate when the urinal auto-flushes while I'm still using it.
Did I just cease to exist? Am I back now? If not, where am I peeing?
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#13
Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers.
But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?
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