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Flushing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flushing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making
people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes
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#2
HELLO automatic flushing toilet!!
I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished
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#3
why do i hear the sounds of toilet flushing?
Some shit must be going down
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#4
I don't have enough confidence in plumbing to get a drink
of water from the faucet while the toilet is flushing.
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#5
She wants to know what I accomplished on my day off, but when I show her she yells at me for not flushing.
Marriage is hard.
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#6
Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better
I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
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#7
Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing...
After he exits he tells Watson "I think I am constipated." Watson replies. "No shit Sherlock?
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#8
90% of being a parent is shouting, "Remember to flush the toilet."
The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone.
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#9
[knocking at the door] VOICE OUTSIDE: Open up this is the fashion police!
ME: [furiously flushing bandanas down the toilet] JUST A SECOND
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#10
"Bob's coming over" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop?
*knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* "Bob from work"
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#11
Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...
but I wasn't finished..
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#12
A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower.
Or caring that I exist or whatever.
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#13
What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?
An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject
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#14
I don't care how polite your sign is,
i'm flushing the toilet paper.
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